I've got over my accidental, self-induced food poisoning and I'm fighting-fit again! Although I'll probably still try to avoid fights. Let's keep it real.
Right, I've got a lot of catching up to do with what's happening outside my flat, so whilst I go read some "news" here's what I'd like to fob you off with:
Via Japan Probe
This is the three-time World Champion yo-yo-er Suzuki Hiroyuki, of Team YoYoJam.
How many times do you think he's hit himself in the head with that thing? (OTN Official Guess: one million!)