I've got over my accidental, self-induced food poisoning and I'm fighting-fit again! Although I'll probably still try to avoid fights. Let's keep it real.
Right, I've got a lot of catching up to do with what's happening outside my flat, so whilst I go read some "news" here's what I'd like to fob you off with:
What Japan Thinks has translated an interesting survey that ranked the top blog topics in Japan.
The Top 10 for men were:
1. What I Did Today 2. Impressions of Movie/TV/Anime 3. Favourite Product/Service 4. Impressions of Today's Food 5. Product/Service I Want to Recommend 6. Political News 7. Financial News 8. Sports News 9. What I Bought Today 10. Entertainment Gossip
And for women:
1. What I Did Today 2. Impressions of Today's Food 3. Favourite Product/Service 4. Impressions of Movie/TV/Anime 5. Product/Service I Want to Recommend 6. What I Bought Today 7. Impressions of a Manga 8. Impressions of Music 9. Entertainment Gossip 10. What My Friend/Relatives Did Today
By way of comparison, here's the OTN Top 10 Topics so far:
1. Politics 2. Technowizardry 3. The Economy 4. Ueto Aya 5. Criminal Underworld 6. Visions of the Apocalypse 7. Culture 8. Baseball 9. Wildlife 10. Pokemon
Yeh, you'd never have thought that the bulk of this blog has been about politics, would you? But those are the numbers, man.
Go to What Japan Thinks for more details on the blogging survey and for shitloads of other interesting surveys.
There's been a spate of Gundam suits being made recently. It started with the life-size Gundam RX-78 suit made in Odaiba as part of the 30th Anniversary of Gundam celebrations, which seem to have spawned a series of copycat-crime Gundam creations all over the place.
Video of the Odaiba Life-Size Gundam, via Japan Probe
But as we all know, the Universe craves balance. And as a multi-million yen, painstakingly accurate Gundam suit had been erected in Odaiba, so the Fukuoka Science Museum had to build four Gundam suits out of cardboard. This is the tiny picture that the Asahi Shimbun provided, and I haven't been able to find anything bigger, sadly:
Quite frankly I'm more impressed by these cardboard Gundams than by the life-size one.
And in America, army mechanic Carlos Owens has designed and built his own mobile suit. It's not a Gundam, but in contrast to the Odaiba and cardboard models his actually works. It's a six-metre tall hydraulic-powered suit that can be controlled from within.
Given the numbers of novelty robots now roaming the Earth, could someone please get round to organising a Robot Battle Royale? Who's job is that? It must be someone's job. Yeh I'm looking at you, Japan.
Another monkey is on the run! This is not the same creature as the elusive Shibuya Monkey or the Kisarazu Monkey, it's a brand new one that infiltrated Kasukabe in Saitama yesterday. Look at it go!
Actually they're not really chasing it, are they? It's like they hardly care.
The people of Kisarazu in Chiba have failed where their compatriots in Shibuya also failed. Late last month, 30 people attempted to capture a monkey that was running amok in the town, chasing it through streets and over rooftops, but they were outmaneouvred and outrun.
Why were they chasing the monkey though? Was it causing damage to property or something? I know nothing about the countryside, other than that it doesn't have internet and is therefore something to be avoided, so I very rarely come into contact with animals. I can't imagine the monkey was being that much of a danger to anyone or anything, but maybe that's ignorance on my part and monkeys are an infamous threat to crops or something.
Pretty much the same thing happened in Niigata in March, but the people there caught their quarry. They initially tried to outwit it by leaving bananas laced with tranquilliser around, but when the monkey didn't fall into their trap they ended up just cornering it in a garage. And it only took 20 people there. Here's a video of the Niigata chase:
Sadly there's been no news about the Shibuya Monkey, who evaded train-station workers, the public and the police for months. I really hope it survived the winter.
...is a British writer and stand-up comedian. He has performed in Tokyo, London and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival to wildly varying receptions. This blog is one of the places where he'll pretend to know what's going on in the world.
