THE BIGGEST NEWS OF THE YEAR!!

And yet I can't find it in the headlines of any online newspaper. What a scandal.

Pokemon Platinum is out! That's right, motherfuckers! It was supposed to come out on the 13th, but it seems to have been released yesterday. I'M PLAYING IT RIGHT NOW!!

For all your Platinum news needs (which must be substantial), I refer you to the fantastic Serebii and Bulbapedia. If you have an R4 cartridge (which one out of my two readers does), look in NDS-Roms.

Go forth. Rejoice.