Saturday, 20 September 2008

Max's Vision Of The Apocalypse #3517

Cthulhu lives! I don't know why this isn't all over the news - it's easily the most important archaeological discovery in centuries. Oh wait, I do know why it's not all over the news! It's because the academic and journalist communities are both heedless of the impending apocalypse! I remember now.

So, as I was saying, Cthulhu lives. And his non-Euclidean nightmare-city is located underwater (just like Lovecraft said it was), inside a massive stone temple (just like Lovecraft said it was), just off the island of Okinawa (, less like Lovecraft said it was).

The unbelievers are always the first to die. Something to bear in mind.